though I try all the time
I can’t find a single rhyme
and I don’t think that’s so odd.
What do I know about Jesus?
I know that he’s swell
and wouldn’t send me to hell
for not thinking of him when someone sneezes.
CHORUS
What do I know about Muhammed?
That he wished peace
to men of different beliefs
could’ve read it in the Koran if you wanna’ed
What do I know about Judaism?
I know I hear within
the Oral Tradition
that’s pretty awesome now isn’t it?
CHORUS
What do I know about Mother Earth?
When global warming hit
it won’t hurt her a bit
as we burn up in our temple and our church.
What do I know about Science?
You can still fault em’
as they ride upon Golem
like they’re “standin on the shoulders of giants.”
CHORUS
What do I know about television?
Well, it roars and it booms
and it bounces round the rooms
but it don’t say much when you listen in.
What do I know about movies?
Though I leap and I shriek
from Harry Potters in 3D
in the end they don’t really move me.
What do I know about money?
One dollar is worth ten
if you earn it as a friend
and worth even more if you can spend it on your honey.
What do I know about poverty?
I know I’m not in it
and someone else is
and lord knows that that should bother me.
CHORUS
What do I know about America?
Our constitution blessed
to bring out our best
and Barack Hussein Obama ain’t a terrorist.
What do I know about doin’ it?
Its plastered on the walls
in the halls of the malls
but even that don’t seem to ruin it.
What do I know about Torah?
It connects my mind to my soul
and that’s all I need to know
and that’s not the only thing it can do for ya.
CHORUS
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